Without a doubt I'm a Playa' on top of my "game",
And I don't take NO "shorts" from any squares, tricks, or lames.
I live a lavish lifestyle without a doubt this is true,
But if I was a Pimp, ain't no tellin' what I'd do...
Maybe I'd build me a Pimp Kingdom that stretched from sea to sea...
Filled with rolling green pastures and sycamore trees...
And I'd build me a Pimp Castle right in the center of my land
So I could see every block and keep my eyes right on The Man.
All my ladies would be fine and fair, all "Sugar Dimes" for sure.
I'd have as many as Hugh Hefner, maybe even more.
I'd also have some guys on my team to help bring in my doe.
And dress them all in lavish furs to work rain, sleet, or snow.
I'd have big beautiful women attentive to every need.
Smooth, sexy, cool, and gentle and always willing to please.
And all of my hoes would be satisfied in comfort, trinkets, and
Only the finest boots and heels would adorn their precious feet.
Ballroom dancing, extravagant parties, a different city each and everyday!
Admission would be free of course but to leave you'd have to pay.
I'd have candy painted Cadillacs all decked out in chrome...
I'd have helicopters and Lear Jets, I'd be going, going, gone!
I'd be a SuperPimp like Cap'n Pimp and let nothing stand in my way!
I'd pimpslap every hooligan I found involved in the slave sex trade.
I'd have a retirement fund for all Pimps in the Game, and benefits for each and
Like holiday pay and 401K when they retired at age sixty-fo'.
I would open a school for aspiring pimps to teach them about The Game.
But they will only receive their P H Ds after proving to me not to be lame.
Ice cream and treats for all the children every Wedensday while they're in school.
'Cause Wedensday is "Hump Day" and a Holiday by the pimp rules!
Endless merriment, celebrations, good music, and jumpin' jamborees!
My name would ring all over the World. My fame would rule Supreme.
Yes, if I was a Pimp I'd live "The Good Life" and life would be more than "pimp
'Cause I'd be a cool Pimp but the best damn Pimp that the World will ever have